I’ve been writing some pretty harsh stuff lately, and I wanted to send out a fun page for Thanksgiving. Soooo, here you are! Enjoy!
Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too.
Sincerely, women. What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Shirley
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I write some pretty serious stuff on my blog, I like to try to give everyone some slack once in awhile. LOL I love turkey jokes, even if they are corny! LOL You have a wonderful week! Shirley
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You too Shirley
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Hey, thanks! I have an entire week without homework! That’s got to make it good, right? LOL
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Hi guys. hope its ok to write. wanted to let you know of our blog. we are did and from Ireland our blog is here http://therapybits.com/ we blog about therapy and other life stuff living with did and ptsd. x
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Aww, thanks.
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You’re welcome :-)💝
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I like your blog too! I went there and tried to follow, but it wouldn’t accept my email address. I’ll have to go there often to check on your work. Thanks so much for reading my blog. It means a lot! Shirley
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That’s weird that it wouldn’t accept your email can you click the follow button is the follow button on the blog
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I’ll go try again.
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I tried again and even tried a different email address. It gave me an edit stating both email addresses are invalid. You may want to contact support
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I think i know what happened. I checked and I’m already following your blog! LOL
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Are ha ha ha that’s funny xxx
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Oh well. At least we know right? LOL LOL
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Ha ha yes I know you just have to comment on my posts I wish you would, I love interacting with my readers XXX
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I certainly will. I’ll check it out Friday. Its great to receive comments. Have a great night (?) Its evening here LOL
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Was the middle of the night when I wrote was comments to you, I hope you’re having a good Thanksgiving
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Thank you so much!!
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Happy thanksgiving! great jokes our littles love them!
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You too!!!
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Oh we don’t have Thanksgiving here in Ireland boo-hoo I wish we did 🙂 I love Thanksgiving I’ve been to the States when Thanksgiving was happening and it was amazing
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It is a wonderful time of year. A great start towards Christmas.
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In Ireland we turkey at Christmas time so I’ll have to wait until then to have some 🙂
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Its good anytime! LOL
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