Any holiday can be very hard for someone who has lived through the hell of childhood trauma, and Easter is no exception. I myself have a tremendously hard time in spring, and suffer around Easter time. This page is meant to promote laughter, to give each of us who have trouble at Easter time a chance to relax and contemplate the reality that the trauma of the past is now over. We can see then that there are others in the world who understand our pain, and are there if we can only bring ourselves to reach out to them.
I’ll be honest, if you are easily offended, then this page is not for you.
You see, this post is going to make light of some holy cows, but it is not meant to harm anyone. If I do step on some toes, it is inadvertent.
I thought these jokes were very funny!
Anyway, try to laugh or at least smile when you read what comes below.
We all need to release those good Endorphines in our brains to help us out when we are down.
REALLY? THE BUNNY SUIT DIDN’T TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE GETTING?
OKAY, SO THAT WAS A LITTLE CORNY. YOU GOTTA ADMIT YOU SMILED AT LEAST ONCE
I’m combining Easter and April Fool’s day this year…
I’m sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven’t hidden.
I feel sorry for Jesus. He spent most of his life trying to do good deeds, yet more people celebrate his death than Hitler’s.
Jesus is playing a round of golf with Moses in Heaven and they come upon a water trap.
Jesus turns to Moses and asks, “Didn’t you do something with water once?” and Moses says yeah, and proceeds to do the trick where he parts the waters.
Jesus is impressed, and Moses in turn asks, “Didn’t you also do something with water?”
Jesus says, “Yeah watch this” and proceeds to step out onto the water, but he sinks almost immediately to his knees. He gets out, gets a running start, and tries again, this time sinking to his waist. He comes out confused and embarrassed and Moses asks, “What was it you were trying to do?”
“I used to be able to walk on water,” Jesus replies.
“The last time you tried it,” Moses asks, “Did you have those holes in your feet?”
I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THOSE EGGS GOT THEIR COLOR!
THE REAL REASON PARENTS LOVE TO DRAG THEIR KIDS TO SEE THE EASTER BUNNY! WHA A A AH!
I’M GLAD I DIDN’T GO TO THIS CHURCH’S EASTER EGG HUNT! SHEESH!
Jesus walks up to a crowd of people getting ready to stone a lady to death for committing adultery and says, “Whoever is without sin may cast the first stone.”
So, this little lady walks up with a big rock and smashes it down on the poor woman and splits her head wide open.
Then the little lady dusts off her hands and starts walking away. Jesus shakes his head and says, “Mom, sometimes you really get on my nerves.”
SORRY THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!!!
What did Jesus say to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross?
“Don’t touch my Easter eggs, I’ll be back on Monday.”
A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
I woke up to find myself covered in smashed Easter eggs and a note from my wife saying, “You stupid, drunken idiot.”
That was one hell of a New Year’s party!
We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs.
I can’t help but feel there is a massive gap in information somewhere.
THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EASTER, I JUST LIKE IT! LOL!
AND NOW YOU KNOW! SHHHHHH! DON’T TELL SANTA, HE MIGHT GET SOME FUNNY IDEAS ABOUT HIS ELVES.
MY NEPHEW NEEDS TO HIDE HIS CHOCOLATE BUNNIES BECAUSE THIS US ME THIS TIME OF YEAR!
OH MAN! HOW MANY PARENTS WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS PLAYED OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
TRY TO REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW TOUGH THIS HOLIDAY IS FOR YOU, AND HOW HARD YOU FIGHT TO REMAIN SANE THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
I CARE DEEPLY FOR ALL OF YOU, AND I AM ONLY AN EMAIL AWAY!
SHIRLEY J. DAVIS
HAVE A SAFE AND DECENT EASTER EVERYONE!