Well, it’s Christmas time and whether we like it or not, it comes every year.
I’m a bit of a Scrooge myself, so I decided today to post a funny page to cheer us all up!
So, sit back and enjoy this silly, funny and a bit irreverent look at the holidays!
It’s Time for Some Ewwww Jokes!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Why was Santa’s littlehelper depressed?
Because he had very low elf-esteem.
What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
His wife was a total flake.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.
I apologize! More EWWW jokes!
What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They’re into all the wrapping.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
OMG! More EWWW jokes!
What do you call a scary looking reindeer?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
Where does santa keep all hismoney?
At the local snow bank.
Why did the Grinch go to theliquor store?
He was searching for some holiday spirit.
What do you call Santa when hetakes a break?
Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys?
Because he’s so claus-trophobic.
Why couldn’t the skeleton go tothe Christmas party?
He had no body to go with.
Yep, that’s me usually when it comes to Christmas parties. However, this year I’ve had fun with my shipmates on the U.S.S. Little Fox (my Star Trek Fan Club!) What fun!!!
Ohh! The Real Way Santa Flies all Around the World on Christmas Eve!
Let’s Hear it Now AHHHHH! How Cute!
Yep, Santa needs to lay off the sauce!
Hey! Don’t laugh! That will be you in a before you know it!!!
Go ahead, giggle! A good belly laugh is exactly what you need today!!
From My Family To Yours, We Send Wishes to You and Your Family for a Very Mery Christmas and a Prosperious New Year!