Merry Christmas



What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.

What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backwards!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!


What’s the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Clause-trophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.


What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What is Santa’s dogs name? Santa Paws!




What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What is a librarian’s favorite Christmas song? Silent Night




What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.

How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!

What do you call an old snowman? Water.


How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house!

What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!

Where do snowmen keep money? In a snowbank.

Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!






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